Chop It Yourself™
Runs on your own machine
No per-clip fee — ever
Your footage stays yours

One long video in.
A week of shorts out.

Paste a link or point it at a file. It works out which moments are worth cutting, reframes them to 9:16 following whoever's talking, burns the captions in, and writes the title, caption and hashtags for every clip.

No subscription. No upload queue. No minutes to run out of. It runs on the graphics card already in your PC, so the hundredth clip costs exactly what the first one did — nothing.

Not a mock-up. This clip was cut, reframed, captioned and titled by the tool. Nobody touched it.
one long video → the bits worth posting

What it did to make that

StepWhat happened
Fetched A 7.7 minute video, straight from a link.
Listened Transcribed it word by word on the local GPU — 1,025 words.
Chose Picked 6 moments that stand on their own, spread across the whole video, and wrote the copy for each.
Cut Reframed to vertical following the subject, burned in captions, ended every clip on a finished sentence.
Total 2 minutes 12 seconds, start to finish.

Why the clips are the length they are

Most tools cut to a fixed length. That's the wrong instinct. Short-form platforms rank on average view duration — the percentage people actually watch. A complete point in 25 seconds gets finished. The same point stretched to 60 gets swiped. So clips here run as long as the idea needs, then stop.

Clip lengthRoughly what it needs watched to get pushed
Under 15s60–75% is typical — easy reach
15–30s~65% — the strongest band
30–60s~50%
Over 60sonly worth it if the payoff really holds

Every clip comes with a plain read on its own length, so you know which ones to lead with.

The rest of it

Follows the subject

Face tracking keeps whoever is talking in frame when 16:9 becomes 9:16, instead of cropping them out of shot.

Hands on the wheel

Every clip can be re-cut by hand in seconds — scrub, drag the in/out, place the crop. Automatic gets you close, you finish it.

Clips that loop

Every cut lands on a finished sentence with no dead air, so the replay drops straight back into speech.

Any language

Burn a separate version per language, timed word by word. Thirty-odd languages, same clip, more reach.

Live streams

Point it at a live stream and it records in chunks, clipping each one as it lands. Clips before the broadcast is over.

Writes the post for you

Title, caption and hashtags per clip, in a sheet you can paste straight into the app.

Resolve handoff

The files are finished, but every run also writes a DaVinci Resolve timeline for the one clip worth grading properly.

NO monthly feeNO clip limit NO upload — runs on your machine NO accountNO watermark YES Premiere, Final Cut & Resolve exports YES 35 languagesYES Twitch & YouTube NO monthly feeNO clip limit NO upload — runs on your machine NO accountNO watermark YES Premiere, Final Cut & Resolve exports YES 35 languagesYES Twitch & YouTube

Getting it

£297
one payment

The software, yours to keep

  • Unlimited clips, forever. No monthly fee, no clip limit, no minutes to run out of.
  • Runs on your own machine. Nothing to upload, nothing to wait in a queue for.
  • Your footage never leaves your PC. Not to us, not to anyone.
  • Trim and reframe by hand. Scrub the source, drag the in and out points, place the crop yourself. Fix a near-miss instead of throwing it away — the hosted tools won't let you.
  • Free updates.

Built for people already earning from short-form. Comparable tools charge $15–39 every month forever and cap you on clips or minutes — three years of that is over £800, and you still own nothing at the end.

Monthly

£29 / month
Cancel any time, from Stripe.
  • Everything unlocked
  • Unlimited clips
  • Updates included
  • Stops when you stop paying
Clips you have already made stay yours.
BEST VALUE

Own it

£297 once
Yours forever. No renewals.
  • Everything unlocked
  • Unlimited clips
  • Free updates
  • Works offline, forever
Cheaper than monthly after 10 months.

Try it

Free
No card, no account.
  • 3 clips a run
  • Same transcription and tracking
  • Same captions and exports
  • Judge it on your own footage
Windows, macOS and Linux.
Which one? Monthly is £348 a year, so if you are still using this in ten months the one-off has paid for itself. Start monthly if you want to prove it first — the free download already lets you test the quality on your own videos, it just caps you at 3 clips a run.
Try before you pay. The free download is the whole app: same GPU transcription, same subject tracking, same burned-in captions, same exports into Resolve or Premiere. It cuts 3 clips a run so you can judge it on your own footage. The licence lifts the limit and turns on live-stream recording, cut-list import and auto-posting.

How that compares

 Typical clipping toolVEIL Clipper
Cost$15–39 every month £297 once
Clip limitCapped by credits or minutes None
Your footageUploaded to their servers Never leaves your PC
Fixing a bad cutregenerate and hope trim it yourself in seconds
Year twoPay again Still yours
Where your video actually goes: nowhere. Everything happens on your own computer — the transcription, the clip picking, the rendering. Your footage is never uploaded to us, to OpenAI, to Google, or to anyone else. There is no server to send it to. That is the whole point.

What you need to run it yourself

ThingWhy
Windows PCBuilt and tested on Windows.
NVIDIA graphics card Does the listening. Works without one, just slower.
A few minutes One setup run, then it's a double-click from then on.

Questions

Is there a monthly fee?

No. You buy it once and clip as much as you like. There's no meter, because there's no server — the work happens on your machine.

Does my video get uploaded anywhere?

No. Transcription, clip picking and rendering all happen on your machine. There is no upload step and no server involved.

What do I actually get for the £297?

The software, set up to run on your PC, plus updates. You clip as much as you like from then on and never pay again.

What videos does it work with?

Files on your PC, and links from YouTube, Twitch, Kick and most other sites. Live streams too.

Can it post for me?

It exports everything ready to post, with the copy written. Automatic posting to YouTube works once you connect your own account. TikTok and Instagram require their own developer approval, which is on them, not us — so for now those are copy-and-paste.

Can I clip other people's videos?

Technically yes. Whether you're allowed to post the result is between you and whoever owns the footage — that one's on you.