Chop It Yourself™
Runs on your own machine
No per-clip fee — ever
Your footage stays yours

One long video in.
A week of shorts out.

Paste a link or point it at a file. It works out which moments are worth cutting, reframes them to 9:16 following whoever's talking, burns the captions in, and writes the title, caption and hashtags for every clip.

No subscription. No upload queue. No minutes to run out of. It runs on the graphics card already in your PC, so the hundredth clip costs exactly what the first one did — nothing.

Not a mock-up. This clip was cut, reframed, captioned and titled by the tool. Nobody touched it.

What it did to make that

StepWhat happened
Fetched A 7.7 minute video, straight from a link.
Listened Transcribed it word by word on the local GPU — 1,025 words.
Chose Picked 6 moments that stand on their own, spread across the whole video, and wrote the copy for each.
Cut Reframed to vertical following the subject, burned in captions, ended every clip on a finished sentence.
Total 2 minutes 12 seconds, start to finish.

Why the clips are the length they are

Most tools cut to a fixed length. That's the wrong instinct. Short-form platforms rank on average view duration — the percentage people actually watch. A complete point in 25 seconds gets finished. The same point stretched to 60 gets swiped. So clips here run as long as the idea needs, then stop.

Clip lengthRoughly what it needs watched to get pushed
Under 15s60–75% is typical — easy reach
15–30s~65% — the strongest band
30–60s~50%
Over 60sonly worth it if the payoff really holds

Every clip comes with a plain read on its own length, so you know which ones to lead with.

The rest of it

Follows the subject

Face tracking keeps whoever is talking in frame when 16:9 becomes 9:16, instead of cropping them out of shot.

Clips that loop

Every cut lands on a finished sentence with no dead air, so the replay drops straight back into speech.

Any language

Burn a separate version per language, timed word by word. Thirty-odd languages, same clip, more reach.

Live streams

Point it at a live stream and it records in chunks, clipping each one as it lands. Clips before the broadcast is over.

Writes the post for you

Title, caption and hashtags per clip, in a sheet you can paste straight into the app.

Resolve handoff

The files are finished, but every run also writes a DaVinci Resolve timeline for the one clip worth grading properly.

Getting it

Run it yourselfBEST VALUE

If you've got a decent PC and want to clip whenever you like
£— one-off
  • Unlimited clips, forever, no fees
  • Runs entirely on your own machine
  • Your footage never leaves the building
  • Free updates

Done for you

If you'd rather just send the video and get the clips back
£— per video
  • Send the file or the link
  • Clips back with titles and captions written
  • Picked and checked by a human, not just the machine
  • Nothing to install
Prices to be set. Replace the two £— figures above before this goes anywhere near a customer.
Where your video actually goes. Clips are made on our own hardware in the UK. Your footage is never sent to OpenAI, Google or any third-party AI service, and files are deleted after processing. If you run it yourself, nothing leaves your machine at all.

What you need to run it yourself

ThingWhy
Windows PCBuilt and tested on Windows.
NVIDIA graphics card Does the listening. Works without one, just slower.
A few minutes One setup run, then it's a double-click from then on.

Questions

Is there a monthly fee?

No. You buy it once and clip as much as you like. There's no meter, because there's no server — the work happens on your machine.

Does my video get uploaded anywhere?

Not if you run it yourself. Transcription, clip picking and rendering all happen locally. If you use the done-for-you option, you send the file to us, we process it on our own UK hardware and delete it after.

What videos does it work with?

Files on your PC, and links from YouTube, Twitch, Kick and most other sites. Live streams too.

Can it post for me?

It exports everything ready to post, with the copy written. Automatic posting to YouTube works once you connect your own account. TikTok and Instagram require their own developer approval, which is on them, not us — so for now those are copy-and-paste.

Can I clip other people's videos?

Technically yes. Whether you're allowed to post the result is between you and whoever owns the footage — that one's on you.